I am a mother of five, full time lawyer, would be novelist (in progress) with a small internet retail business that I run in my spare time. I have a number of hobbies including de-nitting children’s hair and operating an out of hours taxi service driving children to sporting events, drama and music classes. I also enjoy spending hours every weekend in my laundry room matching children’s socks. In the spirit of the multi tasking mother who knows no boundaries I am thinking of taking on an unpaid voluntary role, perhaps as a Charity Trustee or a School Governor to ensure that every weekday evening is fully booked up and maximise my chances of a nervous breakdown. I am also considering becoming self sufficient in vegetables and keeping chickens. I like to drink wine and self medicate with chocolate.